nice hair. i didn't see a ring on that finger, shit....beautiful

so i've been logging my "cat calls" of sorts, portland does have some of that, but it's usually more subtle and yesterday i got:

nice hair. i didn't see a ring on that finger    

shit...beautiful

agh. flattery will get you everywhere

on a side note, in vegan cooking, i made a giant london broil steak, which i didn't eat. but i was laughing because i bought it at a butcher shop literally across the street from wildlife safari. it might have been a cheetah steak for all i know. my veganism has dulled my ability to discern these things