cat call collection


9.3.10
dick, my landlord catcalled me from his porch, and after a discussion where he became angry i decided to move

5.15.10
(honk) "pussy horn!"


5.29.10
"i like your ass!"

6.25.10
 man sits at table while having coffee, asks for number, and asks if i'm wearing the pheromones i bought online

6.26.10
"jesus, you're a picture" (said the blind man) and then he walked into daddy mojo's

6.27.10
man asks for number

7.7.10
free coffee and "isn't she so cute"

7.9.10
99 degrees out, sweating like a pig, and man asks if i'm wearing a fragrance 

7.11.10
"you don't see high heels on a bike everyday, looks good!"

7.26.10
"we saved you a seat!"

8.1.10
"smokin' hot" as overheard twice by a friend

8.10.10
"nice hair. i didn't see a ring on that finger! shit. beautiful."

8.29.10
two men asked for number

9.1.10
"i can smell you from here!"

9.5.10
whistles, laughs, apologizes and whistles again

9.11.10
"your feet are red. you're beautiful! you're the light of my life!"

9.23.10
my craigslist ad:

i was walking the other day, wearing no makeup, and not even deodorant, and you slyly drove by, honked and yelled "pussy horn." i really think we missed something there.


the responses:

"i happen to like woman without makup or deodorant."


"did i say that and what car was i driving?"
 
"Hello, I'm not the 'pussy horn' honker, but I am a nice guy.
I am 41, white, single, American, and I live in Irvine. I don't smoke and I don't use drugs. If you meet me I think that you will like me.
"

9.24.10
my craigslist ad:

i was parking my bike and you walked up and said, "you don't see heels on bikes everyday, looks good!" i really think we missed something there...

the responses:

"no it wasnt me that saw you but I wish it was :). I love riding and love girls that ride and heels on a bike is sexy."

9.25.10
my craigstlist ad:

i was wearing a red skirt and you drove by and yelled, "i like your ass!" i really think we missed something there...

the responses:

"Haaaaay."

"Hello, I'm not the guy who yelled a compliment about your butt to you, but I am a nice guy. I am 41, 6' tall, white, single, educated and American. I live in Irvine. I don't smoke and I don't use drugs."

"have a pic to refresh my memory ? thanks"
 
"i like your ass!" !!

"hi 714 *** **** thanks"

"Think that was me....I am 6ft, dark hair, green eyes....sleeved in tatts."

"Well what can I say I like what I saw. Too bad I can't see that ass naked in the air bouncing on my cock"

"pretty sure i'm not him, but it still made my heart jump and send shivers down my spine when I read your post haha."

  "lol...that sounds like something I would do..hope you find him..lol..if not..try me..I"m white, 38, 5' 9" @ 178 lbs..tan and tone..see picture..no more goatee all smooth..what about you???

"hey there I said those same words to a girl in a red skirt the other day, I wonder if that girl was you? If you could tell me the city it happened in then I can tell you the streets. and maybe I can hike up that skirt and bend you over for the pounding of a lifetime!!!!!!" 

9.30.10
(honk and wave)

10.1.10
lifted sunglasses and sort of stuttered something smiling 


10.5.10
(drove by and hooted)

10.12.10
"you're gonna get me hit by a car here!"

11.8.10
"wow, your hair is fantastic"

11.13.10
"are you having a lovely afternoon? your name? i'd love to see you again" (honk)

(whistle)

11.19.10
"what are you reading?"
cook to bang
went into his theories about pursuit, and asked if i knew what "entitlement" meant, asked my favorite perfume, and suggested most men approach sex like machiavelli

11.21.10
(honk and wave twice)

12.1.10
"god bless the u.s. bitches!"

12.11.10
"pippi! pippi! i love you!"

1.20.11
"i really like your boots. are you from around here? and could you help me pick out an outfit for a 70's party?"

1.24.11
"where are the boots? pull those suckers out!"

"hey you look beautiful. can i get your name? i'd like to go on walk with you sometime!"

1.26.11
"someone told me this was where the most beautiful woman on the block lives!"

1.30.11
"you a ho?!"

2.22.11
"i'd like to sniff your sculpture. ooh...sounds kind of animalistic doesn't it?"

3.18.11
(whistle)

(wave)


FIN






Comments

  1. "your feet are red. you're beautiful! you're the light of my life!"

    favorite.

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  2. I never thought to catalogue the come ons. This is such a good idea.

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