cook to bang

spent the morning in my new favorite coffee shop, reading weird texts about smell as per the usual, and of course someone finally asked what i was reading! but it wasn't some intellectual book from the 1800's, no. 

it was cook to bang...

 

here's the one part i found about scent so far (for a book about cooking, and sex, you'd think smell would be more present):

you’ll lose all control once rosemary triggers your scent memories with experiences of the sexual variety.  rosemary tastes and feels so good that you’ll find yourself rubbing it all over your gums and down your pants. if your date doesn’t appreacite your effort, kick their ass out and enjoy the bird solo. don’t waste this fine product on some unappreciative coke whore