craigslist review

i like reading random reviews and missed connections searching for sensory references, here's today's winner:

Worst venue ever.

The place smells like vomit and french fries. Maybe a little less time by the staff acting cool and a little more time with a fucking mop might be in order. Also, if you are going to run a total shithole at least invest in a decent sound system.

BTW, speaking of mops, having a half inch of water on the bathroom floor is unacceptable.

you suck.