you had me at yellow socks

You had me at Yellow Socks - m4w - 54

Date: 2012-01-09, 7:13PM PST
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You looked like a portly Mary Poppins, and I fell in love at first whiff of your patchouli perfume, yellow socks adorning your wrinkled knees, you're such little spinster in the making.  I don't normally post these things, but our brief conversation on the merits of Orbit Gum has left me reeling, drunk with the thought of you, my fat Mary Poppins.