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endless post its - m4w (served cold)

I just wish I was not stuck in the cheap seats, I would give anything to see the pain in your eye's and smell the fear on you.. You can always start stripping and sellin that ass. I pray you, do not fall in love with me. I smell like strippers.

To the cutie on the couch - m4m - 26  (crazy house)

Hey! I saw you on a red couch at home today. There was the smell of pancakes and peanut butter in the kitchen. I was the shirtless guy dancing.

Let's make out and listen to Mazzy Star - 38 

It might be romantic. I like women who are voluptuous and/or funny. I'm handsome and I smell good.